Women are complicated creatures. Women sometimes don’t understand other women, and they are the same species. How much harder could it then be for men to understand women?

Let me help you decipher some mind-blowing statements that women often say.

“Yes.”

This can mean Yes and No.

The key to what he said may be hidden beneath the deepest parts of the ocean. But, take clues from past conversations. Pay attention to cases where she has said yes, but what she really means is no.

“Okay.”

“Okay, okay” and “No, not okay.”

No, it’s not the sweet “Okay” shared between Augustus Waters and Hazel Grace. As decisive as she is, she can tell she’s okay when she’s not. Like her. Yes, you should look into her eyes and see for yourself if she really means that.

“It’s okay.”

No, it is not, most of the time.

There are times when she may be unwell and doesn’t want to talk about what’s bothering her. Then she says that she’s fine. What it really means is that she’s not okay. This is especially true when she got into a fight with you or someone else.

“Have fun.”

No, don’t go unless she approves.

Can you remember the time when she said to have fun when you were out with your friends? You find her all furious when you get home because she “left” her alone. She is very confusing, isn’t she?

“In a minute, baby.”

This means 30 minutes or more. It depends.

You may want to get cozy on the couch when she says she’ll be ready in a minute. Patience, boy. It’ll be worth it once she’s done.

“How was your day?”

It means how are you?

This is an honest question because she cares about you. She is here to celebrate and even bring you down or cheer you up.

“I have nothing to wear.”

What he means is “I want new ones.”

It means that all the clothes have already been put on and the rest are garbage. Sometimes you may want to buy new ones.

“You know, I love it when…”

You better do it more often.

You may have done something that she finds nice. So, she wants you to do it more.

“We should be engaged, don’t you think?”

There are no compromises here.

You should follow what she wants. She is not a spoiled child. You can talk and make her understand why you should compromise and not just go ahead with what she wants. Make her see the light.

“No, really. You don’t have to bring me anything”

She wants to say “I really want you to get me that.” She is not looking for the gift itself, but the idea that she gives her something special.

What did we say that men are from Mars and women are from Venus? It is true. Women are different creatures.